Pi Day is just around the corner and what better way to celebrate than lighting up with some delicious pie-flavored strains? For those who may not know, Pi Day is the annual celebration of the mathematical constant pi or π (3.14159265….). Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th because in America the date is written as 3/14, representing the first three digits of pi. This holiday was founded by Larry Shaw, an employee of the Exploratorium, in 1988. Now, let’s get to the good stuff. What pie flavored strain should you be smoking on pi day?
Perhaps the mother of all pie strains is Cherry Pie. This hybrid comes from crossing the infamous Grandaddy Purple with Durban Poison. As the name suggests, the smells and flavor of this strain are reminiscent of a freshly baked cherry pie. The effects tend to come on quick after smoking this strain and will stick around for a couple of hours. Most people who smoke Cherry Pie say it makes them happy and even a little giggly.
Another classic pie flavored strain, Blackberry Pie is a hybrid cross of Blackberry Widow and Crystal Locomotive. This aromatic bud is as sweet as the name suggests with a nice blend of euphoric body effects. Stoners note that this strain tends to leave them with some energy and tends to be fairly potent.
Grape Pie is an indica leaning hybrid that comes from crossing Cherry Pie with Grape Stomper. This strain tastes sour and sugary with a smell just like grapes. When you smoke this strain you’ll be hit with an initial wave of euphoria that will slowly ease you into a state of relaxation. The high from Grape Pie will probably leave you sitting on the couch watching TV with the munchies.
A child of the aforementioned Grape Pie, Wedding Pie is made when Grape Pie is crossed with Wedding Cake. With two equally delicious strains coming together to create this masterpiece, you know the flavor is out of this world. Wedding Pie puts off the scent of fruity dessert while tasting like sugary grape pie. The high you’ll experience will help put you at ease while blanketing you in a feeling of calm and comfort.
Lemon Pie is a sativa-dominant hybrid with a high that will bring about a sense of relaxation as well as creativity. Being a sativa, these effects are accompanied by a mild burst of energy that’s great for really exploring that creative spark. The flavor profile combines citrus and spice with a nice diesel finish sure to please the palette of any stoner.
Sweet like a peach, Georgia Pie is a hybrid strain that tastes and smells like a fresh peach cobbler. Smoking this strain will give you a strong high from head to toe and is ideal for those with a higher THC tolerance. This strain is great for anyone looking for a strain that’s potent and delivers a heavy sense of relaxation.
Blueberry Pie is an indica-dominant hybrid of Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Dream. With a name like Blueberry Pie, you can guess just how delicious this strain tastes and smells. As smoke fills the room so will the sweet sugary smell of blueberries with a taste to match. Get ready for a mental haze and cerebral buzz after smoking this strain as it has the same kush-heavy effects as its parent strain Girl Scout Cookies.
Next is Zombie Pie, also referred to as Zoom Pie. This heavy indica-dominant strain is another child of Cherry Pie this time crossed with Blue Zombie. Smoking Zombie Pie will hit you with a heady euphoria accompanied by a heavy case of the munchies, making it great if you have some actual pie to munch on during your Pi Day celebration. This strain is on the sedative end of the cannabis spectrum, so smoke it in the evening when you’ve gotten all of the important stuff done for the day.
Another tasty grape-flavored strain, Pie Hoe comes from crossing Grape Pie with Tahoe OG. This is a strain best saved for high tolerance stoners as the effects can be pretty strong. As flavors of grape and gas wander across your taste buds the high from this strain will have you feeling immensely blissful for hours on end. As the high settles down, you’ll simply feel relaxed and unwound.
Key Lime Pie
Key Lime Pie, also known as Key Lime Cookies, is a hybrid strain that comes from the infamous Girl Scout Cookies. The flavors you’ll taste after you exhale are lime candy, mint, and chocolatey earth. Despite being a hybrid, this strain smokes like an indica which makes it great for some heavy relaxation.
Pie Face is a hybrid that comes from crossing Cherry Pie with Face Off OG. This strain tends to be a fairly balanced but indica-dominant hybrid with euphoric effects that will still leave you with a sense of mental clarity. The taste you’ll experience is sweet like cherries with notes of earthy hash and a touch of rose. This strain is great for unwinding while still maintaining enough functionality to go about your day.
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