Smoking Games: Christmas Edition
Christmas time is all about getting together and spending time with your loved ones. What better way to do that than by toking up and watching a Christmas classic? My favorite Christmas classic to tune into every year is Elf (2003) starring Will Ferrell. I’m sure a lot of us have seen this movie before but to make things a little more exciting, here’s how to turn your Christmas watch party into an interactive smoking game.
Elf is a story about a human baby named Buddy who accidentally ends up in the North Pole to be raised by Santa’s elves. As you can imagine, Santa’s elves are full of childlike wonder and an enthusiastic attitude that does not mesh well with the hard and cynical posture of those living in present-day New York… Which happens to be the place that Buddy travels to as an adult in search of his human father; a no-nonsense businessman.
Stop by any of the 3 Cinder Spokane locations to pick up some Zkittles flower by House of Cultivar with some maple syrup flavored Juicy J rolling papers or a Zkittles cartridge by Bodhi High to stay on theme for the movie and let’s get to smoking!
“Elf” Movie Smoking Game Rules:
1. Take a bong rip whenever:
- Papa Elf narrates the story
- Buddy embarrasses his dad
- Buddy mentions “Christmas cheer
2. Light up a new joint whenever:
- Walt gets angry at Buddy
- Buddy decorates for Christmas
- Buddy talks to an animated character
3. Take a dab if:
- Buddy buys his dad lingerie
- Buddy breaks something
- There is a snowball fight
By the end of this movie, you and your loved ones will be stoned enough to laugh at whatever movie or activity you participate in next. Whatever you do, don’t forget that “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!” Happy Holidays!
Products listed are available at Cinder locations: Cinder North, 6010 N Division St, Spokane, Wa 99208; Cinder Downtown, 927 W 2nd Ave, Spokane, WA 99201; and Cinder Valley, 1421 N Mullen Rd B, Spokane Valley, Wa 99206
This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. Which is to say, cannabis can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Therefore, do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Furthermore, there may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use only by adults twenty-one and older. To sum up, keep out of the reach of children.