Halloween
Halloween follows the story of a man named Michael Meyers. The story kicks off in Haddonfield Illinois on Halloween night, 1963. A six-year-old Michael Myers brandishes a chef’s knife and stabs his teenage sister Judith to death. As a result, Meyers is locked up in the Smith’s Grove Sanitarium for 15 years. One fateful October afternoon, Meyers is escorted to a court hearing where it will be determined whether or not he will be locked up for the rest of his life. However, Meyers ends up stealing the car of his escorts and escapes. From here, Meyers makes his way back to Haddonfield to find new victims.
Strain: Inzane
It’s only fitting that you smoke Inzane from Burnwell while watching this madman go on a killing spree. This sativa strain is a potent powerhouse. Loud smells of citrus and lemon explode out of the bag as soon as you open it. This strain is perfect for stoners who like a more cerebral high that’ll get you movin’ and groovin’.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a Halloween movie that starts off by following Sally & Frank Hardesty along with their friends. The gang is in a van driving down the roads of Texas on their way to visit the old Hardesty family homestead. Along the way, they end up picking up a hitchhiker. This shady character begins to talk about his family who worked at the old slaughterhouse before borrowing Franklin’s pocket knife and cutting himself. As the situation escalates the group kicks him out of the van and continues onward.
Once they reach the homestead, the two lovebirds of the group head out to find a swimming hole. Along the way, they stumble upon a house where they figure they can ask the residents to lend them some gas for their van. One of them decides to enter the house through the unlocked door while the other waits outside. Little do they know, this house is occupied by a family of cannibalistic murderers. The most heinous family member is a man who wears a mask made of human skin and is only referred to as Leatherface.
Strain: Texas Roughneck
For our favorite Texan serial killer, there’s no strain more fitting to smoke than Texas Roughneck. This potent hybrid is a cross between Jet Fuel Gelato and Texas Shoreline that’ll blow you away. This strain feels like a true OG with a fruity and spicy flavor profile with some sweet skunk on the end. Texas Roughneck is potently relaxing without locking you to the couch.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street is a Halloween movie starts off with teenager Tina Gray waking from her terrifying nightmare where a disfigured man wearing a claw made of blades attacked her in a boiler room. When her mother sees her, she points out the mysterious slashes in Tina’s nightgown. This is when it becomes clear that this mystery man isn’t only a threat in the dream world, but to the real world as well.
Strain: Lemon Nightmare
For the man that haunts your nightmares, we of course had to pick Lemon Nightmare. This strain crosses Super Lemon Haze with White Nightmare. These two powerhouse strains come together in Lemon Nightmare for a high that’s euphoric and energetic.
The Exorcist
The Exorcist is the oldest Halloween classic on this list and follows the possession of a young girl named Regan. While her mother hosts a party, Regan appears before her and pees on the carpet. Her mother quickly puts her to bed and the bed suddenly and violently begins to shake. These strange and unusual occurrences surrounding Regan only escalate. It’s at this point that a doctor recommends that Regan’s mother suggests exorcism to help save her.
Strain: God’s Gift
To ward off possession from evil spirits, we recommend smoking some God’s Gift. This indica strain crosses Granddaddy Purple and OG Kush, two legendary strains. The result is a strain with flavors of grape, citrus, and hash that delivers a high that’s dreamy and blissful.
Scream
Scream is a Halloween classic that follows the mysterious killings of the masked killer known as Ghostface. The movie begins as a young woman takes a call from an unknown number. The caller on the other end starts the call pretending to flirt with her, but soon he begins to taunt and threaten her. As the call continues, the caller reveals that her boyfriend is bound and gagged outside on her patio. Frightened, the young woman becomes erratic as the caller begins quizzing her on horror films. Once she gets a question wrong, she’s punished by being made to watch her boyfriend get murdered in front of her. Shortly afterward, she too is stabbed and murdered and Ghostface roams free to continue his killings throughout the movie.
Strain: Ghost OG
For the killer with the ghost face, you obviously have to pick up some Ghost OG. This hybrid strain is simultaneously potent and non-intrusive offering balanced cerebral and body effects.
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