This March we’re celebrating the madness here at Cinder with our March Insanity sale. You’ll save like crazy with our $3 Root Down pre-rolls, $15 Blue Roots Sugar wax, and $25 Blue Roots eighths in addition to our already killer daily deals. To help you forget about your busted bracket, here are the top 10 items we recommend picking up here at Cinder.
Root Down Master Kush Pre-roll
Master Kush is a popular indica strain crossed from two landrace strains from different parts of the Hindu Kush region. The plant itself produces a subtle earthy, citrus smell with a hint of incense. In similar fashion, Master Kush’s taste is reminiscent of the famous hard-rubbed charas hash which is ultimately fresh and skunky. This strain holds a superb balance of full-body relaxation without mind-numbing effects. Instead, Master Kush offers a sharpened sensory awareness that can bring out the best in any activity. To top it all off, these bad boys are just $3 during March Insanity. Pair this pre-roll with a peaceful stroll and you won’t even care about your busted bracket.
Blue Roots Do-Si-Dos Sugar Wax
The high terpene extracts made in the Blue Roots’ lab are all small batch and strain-specific, or a proprietary blend of strains chosen for flavor and effects. The strain Do-Si-Dos is an indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain with qualities similar to its parent, OGKB, which is in the Girl Scout Cookies family. This strain smells pungent, sweet, and earthy with a slight floral funkiness. These classic OG aromas blend nicely with heavy body effects that lean toward the sedative side. When you smoke this strain you’ll enjoy a stoney, in-your-face buzz right off the bat that will start to melt down over your body. To top it all off, this premium concentrate is only $15 during March Insanity. The relaxing sedation of this strain will melt away the pain of your busted bracket.
Blue Roots Supermax OG Flower 3.5g
Blue Roots’ flower is pesticide-free and cured to achieve the perfect balance of flavor and moisture. After curing, each bud is carefully manicured by their expert trimmers. Then, it is sorted and packed with care into jars by the Blue Roots’ packaging team. All of Blue Root’s strains have been hand-chosen following an intense testing period based on factors such as smoking experience, look/smell/taste, sativa/indica dominance, terpene profile variation, growing patterns, THC% averages, and customer request.
Their strain Supermax OG delivers everything an OG Kush enthusiast cherishes most: fast-acting euphoria that hits like a train alongside an earthy, piney aroma. Its effects lean toward the relaxing indica side of the spectrum with the potency you can see in the thick, sticky blanket of crystal trichomes. To top it all off, this top shelf flower is only $25 an eighth during March Insanity. Smoking these large, dense buds will have you in a cloud of euphoria that will wash away the sadness of your busted bracket.
Bodega Buds GMO x Sunset Sherbet Flower 28g
Nothing brightens a stoner’s day more than scoring a cheap ounce of quality flower. With Bodega Buds, that’s exactly what you get. For just $40, you can buy an entire 28 grams of good weed here at Cinder. As a budget ounce lover myself, I’ve smoked this and can personally recommend it to fellow budget ounce lovers. The GMO x Sunset Sherbet crosses two powerhouse strains for a smoking experience that’ll have you forgetting all about your busted bracket.
Green Revolution Marionberry Doozies
Green Revolution’s makes their edibles by extracting a synergistic blend of terpenes and cannabinoids using multiphase CO2 and organic cane alcohol extraction methods from premium cannabis plants. This guarantees unparalleled consistency, efficacy, and purity. These active ingredients are infused into doozies and other delicious delicacies. All of Green Revolution’s cannabis edibles are formulated using a proprietary nanotechnology called UNET. Through UNET, Green Revolution transforms cannabis oil into miniature, water-soluble molecules. As a result of these water-soluble cannabis molecules, cannabis absorption is shifted into high gear, creating consistently quick and controllable effects on the user. If you need a tasty treat that’ll have you feeling better about your busted bracket, you’ll want to get some Doozies.
Paris Emergen-C Flower 3.5g
Paris’s Emergen-C flower generally has a sweet and citrusy aroma with hints of lemon and earth. The flavor is a blend of sweet and sour notes with undertones of citrus and pine. In addition, people who smoke Emergen-C typically experience a strong cerebral high that can induce creativity, focus, and euphoria. The strain is known for its uplifting effects, making it a popular choice for socializing and creative activities. It can also induce a sense of relaxation and body high, though it is generally not as sedating as some indica-dominant strains. So, smoke this strain with some friends to feel a little better about your busted bracket.
Constellation Cannabis Gravity Gummies
At Constellation Cannabis, they created a vegan, gluten-free gummy using the power of full-spectrum Solventless Hash Oil combined will all natural fruit puree. Using only the best ingredients, these gummies will have you floating away to land unconcerned with busted brackets.
Strawberries & Cream Fireline Diamonds & Sauce
Just when you thought cannabis concentrate couldn’t get any better — all of a sudden, terp sauce came along to change the game again. This danker and even more delicious dab has unstuck shatter from the top spot. In fact, it has purged traditional BHO extracts from their reign altogether. “Diamond Mining” can be done with cured resin, but live resin more readily lends itself to the process. Treat yourself to this ultimately flavorful dab to get lost in the sauce and forget about your busted bracket.
Freddy’s Fuego Dante’s Inferno Flower 3.5g
Dante’s Inferno takes the crowd favorite, indica-dominant Oreoz and crosses it with the sweet, sativa-leaning Devil Driver. As a result, we get Dante’s Inferno, a flower with a dense structure that’s coated in resinous crystals that make this nug look like it’s coated in frost. Dante’s Inferno has sweet, sugary undertones mixed with light gas and melon. For this reason, smoking this top-shelf flower will have you feeling on top of the world. By the time you’ve smoked a bowl of this flower, you won’t even care about your busted bracket.
Higher Standards Sour Tangie Vape Cartridge
Last, but certainly not least, from the good people over at Purform Labs comes Higher Standards vape cartridges. These high terpene extract cartridges contain activated THC crystals infused with cannabis-derived cured resin terpenes. Sour Tangie is an 80% sativa cross between East Coast Sour Diesel and Tangie. As a result, Sour Tangie brings together the classic Sour Diesel aroma with Tangie’s creative, elevating buzz and strong citrus overtones. So, if you like cartridges you’ll definitely want to pick this up in order to pick yourself up from your busted bracket rut.
Products listed are available at Cinder locations: Cinder North, 6010 N Division St, Spokane, Wa 99208; Cinder Downtown, 927 W 2nd Ave, Spokane, WA 99201; and Cinder Valley, 1421 N Mullen Rd B, Spokane Valley, Wa 99206
This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. Which is to say, cannabis can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Therefore, do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Furthermore, there may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use only by adults twenty-one and older. To sum up, keep out of the reach of children.