The quintessential cult classic. Killer Klowns From Outer Space is the story of a small town that is being terrorized by aliens… that look like clowns. Clowns spelled with a K. This is the kind of movie you see on cable when you’re 10 years old and it’s the scariest thing ever. It may be even the reason you are afraid of clowns in the first place. Well, friends, it might be time to revisit this schlocky masterpiece. And honestly, revisit it with bud and buds like the sweet tasting Cotton Candy from Le Ganja Fairy.
Le Ganja Fairy – Cotton Candy
In the film, the titular killer klowns will often put their victims in giant bags of cotton candy. Because… why not. So we recommend an eighth or so of Cotton Candy from La Ganja Fairy. Le Ganja Fairy, or LGF, has been producing high-quality cannabis, right here in Spokane, for decades. And the Cotton Candy cannabis strain is no exception with its sweet, slightly berry flavor and pungent, flowery scent. Cotton Candy from Le Ganja Fairy will leave you laughing hysterically at the morose-looking Klowns as they make bloodthirsty balloon animal dogs or laser handguns that fire deadly kernels of popcorn.
They’re Clowns From Outer Space
Killer Klowns is one of those movies that sort of clips together, with some scenes not really having anything to do with the plot. Enjoy the scene where a Killer Klowns terrorizes an unlucky motorist by miming a high-speed car chase. Like the clown mines its own high-speed vehicle. It makes more sense on screen. Classic punk band The Dixies sings the title song, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, which is dope as hell. The Dixies, not The Pixies. Another awesome thing about Killer Klowns is that the clown’s big red noses are their only weak spot. So killing the clowns is like a carnival game. Fun!!!!
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