As the summer air cools and autumn rolls into town, it’s finally time to get ready for fantasy football season! No matter who you draft for your line-up, there are bound to be ups and downs. To help you celebrate the wins and deal with the losses, we’ve put together a specially curated fantasy football smoke list. So, if you’re participating in fantasy football this season, keep reading to see what you should pick up from Cinder!
Fantasy Football Draft Party
Mood: Excitement | Determination
Up first on our fantasy football guide for stoners are items you’ll want to pick up for your draft party. When getting ready to draft your players, there’s a sense of hope in the air as you curate the ultimate team picks. To help elevate that hopeful feeling and really get you pumped for the season, we recommend picking up some Journeyman Lemonade and Green Revolution’s Balance Tincture!
Journeyman Lemonade
To help usher in the excitement during your fantasy football draft party, pick up some Journeyman Lemonade! These radically refreshing lemonades are made with all-natural and simple ingredients. Each lemonade is made with pesticide-free hybrid extract. In addition, all Journeyman flavors find the perfect balance between sweet and tart for an unmatched taste sensation. Journeyman Lemonades also come in a variety of cannabinoid configurations:
Straight Up THC: Perfect for stoners who know their zone and how to get there – those who are true fans of our friend Mary; Journeyman 100mg THC is the real deal with a long-lasting ride.
Better With Balance (1:1 CBD:THC): The yin to your yang, the Sunny to your Cher – whatever the combo, they’re better together. Journeyman’s 1:1 ratio offers a balanced and full experience with an even measure of THC and CBD.
Easy, Groovy, Glowing (50:1 CBD:THC): Like easing into that soft comfy couch after a long or difficult day. The Journeyman 50:1 ratio offers a mellow and mild experience that can stack up for a perfectly controllable glow.
TLC With Our THC (Minor Ratios): Sometimes to get by, we need a little extra help from our friends. Journeyman’s Minor Ratios use functional cannabinoids CBN, CBG and CBC to prep your mind and body for any journey, man.
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Green Revolution Balance Tincture
To balance out that jittery excitement and keep your focus sharp and determined while making your fantasy football draft picks, pick-up a Green Revolution Balance Tincture! This tincture uses the versatile powers of a 1:1 ratio of CBD:THC to tap into the entourage effect. As a result, this tincture will help usher in a sense of comfort, relief, and relaxation that will help you keep your head in the game during your fantasy football draft party.
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Fantasy Football Game Day
Mood: Nervous | Hopeful
When fantasy football game day finally comes around, nerves are sure to be high. Did you pick the right players? Will they make it to the end? You’re sure to have plenty of doubtful thoughts swirling around as the anticipation sets in. But, keep those hopes high! With some help from Wyld edibles and a Spoil’d cartridge, you’ll be able to face game day like a champ.
Wyld Edibles
To help you quell those fantasy football game day nerves, pick up some Wyld edibles! These award-winning gummies come in a variety of delicious flavors and cannabinoid ratios. Do you just need a little boost with a lot of relaxation? Consider picking up their 20:1 CBD:THC strawberry gummies! Need something stronger that still offers a heaping helping of CBD? Consider picking up their Peach 2:1 CBD:THC gummies! No matter what balance of cannabinoids you’re looking for to help you get through game day, Wyld has something for you.
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Spoil’d Cartridge
Keep those hopes up and ride the wave with a Spoil’d cartridge by your side on fantasy football game day. Spoil’d cartridges offer one of the most high-quality cannabis vaping experiences in Washington. Each cartridge contains up to 99% pure cannabinoids. No fillers, chemicals, or artificial additives. All of Spoil’d’s source material is grown right here in Washington and carefully extracted with cutting-edge technology.
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Coping With Loss
Mood | I hate life
So, your star player just ended his season after week 2. Now you’re down in the dumps and all of that fantasy football excitement slowly fades away. It’s never easy, but nothing that a little weed can’t help with! To bring your spirits back up after a devastating loss, pick up some Torus flower and Doc Croc shatter!
Torus Flower
Cheer yourself up after your fantasy football loss with some of the highest-quality, top-shelf flower on the market: Torus. Torus flower is grown indoors in a hydroponic facility located in Island County, Washington. Torus is committed to advancing the practice of deep water cultivation, which involves growing the plant’s roots suspended in water. This process combines both art and science to consistently produce a unique quality of cannabis flower expressions. At Torus, their passion is sharing the plant’s full spectrum of expressions to enhance moods and connections.
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Doc Croc Shatter
To get yourself so stoned that you won’t even be thinking about fantasy football, pick up some Doc Croc shatter! Doc Croc’s BHO is made by ramming sugar leaves into stainless steel columns that are made especially for closed-loop extraction. N-butane then flushes through the columns, which extracts the trichomes from the plant material. Additionally, the jacketed columns are supercooled with liquid nitrogen. This super cold process removes fats, waxes & lipids and produces oil of desirable color, taste & clarity. The N-butane is then recovered using a vacuum pump. The closed-loop extractor is disassembled & the resulting oil is scraped from the extractor can.
Afterward, the BHO is spread out onto parchment paper to form slabs & then placed in a vacuum oven to be purged of residual solvent. The slabs are then turned over daily to expose more surface area to this purging process. Vacuum purging takes three days & the shatter finally takes on its familiar Swiss cheese appearance. This purging process reduces residual solvent to trace amounts pre-determined by the WA Liquor & Cannabis Board.
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Celebrating Wins
Mood | I love life
It’s time to celebrate because your fantasy football star player actually survived the season and brought you to the championships! So, call up your fantasy football buddies and get ready to party with a bubble-hash-infused pre-roll 12-pack from MJ Productions and a 6-pack of Resin from Status Quo.
MJ Productions Infused Pre-roll 12-Pack
Rally up your friends for a smoke sesh because your fantasy football victory calls for a celebration to the highest degree! The perfect option for sharing with friends is MJ Productions bubble-hash-infused pre-roll 12-pack. Either pass them around until you run out or just give everyone their own pre-roll. Regardless, you’re all bound to get stoned and have a great time rejoicing in the victory of your fantasy football team.
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Status Quo Resin 6-Pack
Celebrate your fantasy football victory with friends by picking up a 6-pack of live resin from Status Quo! That’s right, you can get a whopping 6g of dabs to share with friends. Each 6-pack of resin features a variety of strains. So, you can friends can mix and match as you please while you smoke up all night long.
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Products listed are available at Cinder locations: Cinder North, 6010 N Division St, Spokane, Wa 99208; Cinder Downtown, 927 W 2nd Ave, Spokane, WA 99201; and Cinder Valley, 1421 N Mullan Rd B, Spokane Valley, Wa 99206
This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. Which is to say, cannabis can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Therefore, do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Furthermore, there may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use only by adults twenty-one and older. To sum up, keep out of the reach of children.