March Madness is back, and the joy/anxiety of drafting your bracket is right alongside it. Luckily Cinder, Spokane’s premier cannabis retailer, has the perfect buyer’s flower, preroll and concentrate guide to ensure this year’s tournament and bracket creation are, highly, enjoyable.
You are scientifically more likely to be struck by lightning; win the Powerball, be struck by lightning for a second time, go golfing and hit a hole in one, then be struck by lightning for the third time, all on the same day, then picking a perfect bracket. So Selecting the right teams for your March Madness bracket can feel very stressful, but remember to try to relax. In fact, take the advice of young Sam Holtz, who won the 2015 ESPN March Madness Bracket Challenge with a nearly perfect bracket, “…I just picked the teams I thought were going to win“
To help calm the nerves, grab yourself a Ferrari Fume or a Chem’s Antidote preroll from GLW. GLW, or Growing Like A Weed, is a pesticide-free cannabis farm in Spokane, Washington. Ferrari Fume And Chem’s Antidote are CDB heavy strains that can feel nice on the nerves.
GLW’s full flower, full flower preroll is just $5.00
Thanks to that Ferrari Fume preroll, you have a bulletproof bracket. So kick it’s time to kick the feet up and enjoy the fruits of your hard labor.
Celebrate with Rootdown’s Blue Thunder. Rootdown is a producer of top-shelf cannabis, grown locally in Spokane. Blue Thunder is an indica dominant cross of Blueberry and Matanuska Thunder ganja strains, though the effects can range from euphoric to heavy, depending on the user. (Just like your hopes for a championship bracket)
Rootdown’s Blue Thunder 1g $12.00| 3.5g $40.00| 7g $70.00
Or keep the joint life rolling a have one of La Ganja Fairy’s new prerolls.
Also based in Spokane, La Ganja Fairy’s legendary cannabis is now available in full gram, full flower joints, for only $5.00!
Even if you aren’t completely satisfied with your bracket (you picked with your head and not your heart, but you just remembered that your an idiot) It’s ok! March Madness is will be over in just a few weeks and your life will go back to normal.
To help soothe your tattered mind, get some Duct Tape from Bodhi High’s Platinum Pure lines.
Bodhi High is an industry leader in cannabis extracts and their Duct Tape Terp Crystals are a super flavorful cross of GG#4 and Do-Si-Dos. And everyone knows Duct tape can fix anything.
Bodhi High’s Platinum Pure Duct Tape Terp Crystals 1g $36.00
Products listed are available at Cinder locations: Cinder North, 6010 N Division St, Spokane, Wa 99208; Cinder Downtown, 927 W 2nd Ave, Spokane, WA 99201; and Cinder Valley, 1421 N Mullen Rd B, Spokane Valley, Wa 99206
- This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. Cannabis can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. For use only by adults twenty-one and older. Keep out of the reach of children.
Article by Seth Pickens